when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
Because I know that you were never happy with me. And that still kills me, every…second…of…the…day.
its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001
*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything
"It’s just a movie don’t cry"
*cuts off foot*
“it’s just your foot don’t cry”
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole