thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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deonte-s:

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore

(Source: feelknower1993)

dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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