toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

(Source: twinkdancy)

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
― some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via fawun)

(Source: traffic-jam-session)